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user@ralphweb>hello
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Have a nice day!
user@ralphweb>sessions 1 all
We've had 160 sessions in the last hour
user@ralphweb>sessions 24 all
We've had 3374 sessions in the last 24 hours
user@ralphweb>uptime
12:38:57 up 48 days, 23:18, 0 users, load average: 0.00, 0.02, 0.05
user@ralphweb>curl --head ralphschuler.ch
HTTP/1.0 200 OK Server: Perl Dancer 1.3202
Content-Length: 3456
Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8
Set-Cookie: dancer.session=926752077593434237431435849943944041; path=/; HttpOnly
X-Powered-By: Perl Dancer 1.3202
Connection: close
user@ralphweb>/usr/games/fortune -n 320
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.

Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.
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