Welcome to ralphweb Terminal!
user@ralphweb>hello
Hi, CCBot 2.0 user. Please choose a link in the upper right corner
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Have a nice day!
user@ralphweb>sessions 1 all
We've had 68 sessions in the last hour
user@ralphweb>sessions 24 all
We've had 8094 sessions in the last 24 hours
user@ralphweb>uptime
18:46:54 up 71 days, 5:26, 0 users, load average: 0.15, 0.17, 0.14
user@ralphweb>curl --head ralphschuler.ch
HTTP/1.0 200 OK Server: Perl Dancer 1.3202
Content-Length: 3456
Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8
Set-Cookie: dancer.session=868437125400243095491486793709470333; path=/; HttpOnly
X-Powered-By: Perl Dancer 1.3202
Connection: close
user@ralphweb>/usr/games/fortune -n 320
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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