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user@ralphweb>sessions 1 all
We've had 463 sessions in the last hour
user@ralphweb>sessions 24 all
We've had 8806 sessions in the last 24 hours
user@ralphweb>uptime
12:37:02 up 189 days, 4:30, 0 users, load average: 0.10, 0.08, 0.13
user@ralphweb>curl --head ralphschuler.ch
HTTP/1.0 200 OK Server: Perl Dancer 1.3202
Content-Length: 3456
Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8
Set-Cookie: dancer.session=713285277382832457324210191850367950; path=/; HttpOnly
X-Powered-By: Perl Dancer 1.3202
Connection: close
user@ralphweb>/usr/games/fortune -n 320
Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
are removable!

Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
-- Peter Lax
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